A baby was recently burned badly by being placed in a hotel microwave by her father. This animal took his daughter and placed her in a microwave…and pressed the start button. Due to the idea that the child’s mother is unable to believe that her husband is a fallible human-being capable of being a dickhead, she made up a story in her head to explain it all. The devil made me do it!
Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua’s efforts to become a preacher.
“Satan saw my husband as a threat,” Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.
Man, first the Virginia Tech Shooter and now an asshole father in Texas. The devil’s really making his rounds lately. Thankfully, the baby lived. This way she’ll be able to grow up hearing stories from her mother about how much of a hero her father was for facing Satan himself.