From the Deep Thoughts Blog,
Here’s a company who sells sex toys. But because Christians are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, the dildos are discretely called “phalluses.” The vibrators are called “vibes.” These people are basically running your typical, run-of-the-mill smut shop, which is fine, but they’re doing so while pretending that it’s more heavenly than visiting your local “Lion’s Den.” They claim:
“We offer great prices and fantastic customer service while keeping Jesus Christ at the center of it all.”
Haha. How creepy. While I’m glad these people are allowing uptight religious folk to get kinky, they’re also helping to make those people that much more ashamed of what they’re doing by masking it as something that makes it seem outside of the “pleasures of the flesh.”
Maybe these same people would also be interested in a Jackhammer Jesus, a 7+ inch dildo of Jesus on the cross.
Update: Apparently this is a larger niche-market than I assumed. See another site.