Christian Sex Toys Help to Make More People Ashamed of Sex

From the Deep Thoughts Blog,

Here’s a company who sells sex toys. But because Christians are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, the dildos are discretely called “phalluses.” The vibrators are called “vibes.” These people are basically running your typical, run-of-the-mill smut shop, which is fine, but they’re doing so while pretending that it’s more heavenly than visiting your local “Lion’s Den.” They claim:

“We offer great prices and fantastic customer service while keeping Jesus Christ at the center of it all.”

Haha. How creepy. While I’m glad these people are allowing uptight religious folk to get kinky, they’re also helping to make those people that much more ashamed of what they’re doing by masking it as something that makes it seem outside of the “pleasures of the flesh.”

Maybe these same people would also be interested in a Jackhammer Jesus,Jackhammer Jesus a 7+ inch dildo of Jesus on the cross.

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Update: Apparently this is a larger niche-market than I assumed. See another site.

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30 Responses to Christian Sex Toys Help to Make More People Ashamed of Sex

  1. that’s got to be one of the most fucked up things i seen in quite a while. uh, thanks… i guess. glad you got god is 4 suckers in yer blogroll. that IS good reading in there yessir.

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  3. av1611girl says:

    Are you referring people that believe in God as christians ?
    Because a lot of people believe there is a God but don’t believe in him.
    And also that picture looks like a catholic thing and I personally think their history is messed up nun had sex with priest and killed the babies so no one would know.
    You should look into something more than just accuse ALL christians or all people who believe in God as you see it.

  4. CAESI says:

    That is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life. The title alone was enough to piss me off and then I saw this. I hope the inventors enjoy their stay in hell.

  5. magikent says:

    av1611girl says, “a lot of people believe there is a God but don’t believe in him.” What the hell does that even mean?

  6. magikent says:

    P.S. Baumis Betrachtungen’s comment translates as follows:

    […] Thoughts found a dealer for Christian Sexspielzeuge. And the Atheisten of The Great Realization pushes (ähem) directly second […]

  7. JJ says:

    I puke in your general direction.

  8. dhex says:

    “While I’m glad these people are allowing uptight religious folk to get kinky, they’re also helping to make those people that much more ashamed of what they’re doing by masking it as something that makes it seem outside of the “pleasures of the flesh.””

    i don’t see what’s so terrible about this. obviously there’s going to be some disclaimer about “only being used within the boundaries of a loving marriage” etc but it’s unworthy of scorn.

  9. mj says:

    This is awesome. We’ll blaspheme until we bust a nut! It’s about time we started laughing about the ridiculousness of catholicism. This wins my “most hilariously ironic sex toy 2007” award. “accept him into your ‘heart.'”

  10. Baumi says:

    Sorry about the unexplained German “comment” up there: It’s actually a trackback ping with an excerpt from my blog post. It’s nice that auto-trackbak’s working, though… 🙂

    BTW: Two phrasesI thought about when reading this:
    “I could feel the Lord moving in me.”
    and
    “Love your neighbor as yourself.”

  11. Simon says:

    Brings a whole new meaning coming to know Jesus! LOL!

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