If You Don’t Vote for Huck, You’re Going to Hell

Huckabee supporters crack me up.

Huckabee is God’s candidate, and his miraculous rise in the polls over the past month show that there is divine huck chuckintervention at work. So that goes to show that going against God’s divine will is a sin, as exampled by the disobedience of Eve, is blasphemy against Our Lord and Savious Jesus Christ and His Father above, then they will commit a sin greater than any other.

Do you think they will burn in the fiery pits of hell For Ever and Ever for not casting their vote for Mr. Huckabee? If not, why?

2 Responses to “If You Don’t Vote for Huck, You’re Going to Hell”

  1. Gary McGath Says:

    I had to read that twice before I realized it was from an actual Huckabee forum and not a parody you made up.

  2. magikent Says:

    Haha. Thanks Gary. But I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!

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